Another Modest Proposal

I propose that money and all forms of currency be given a sliding scale value as opposed to a fixed scale for those below the poverty line ( especially concerning items that relate to basic human needs ) in order to level the unplayful vicissitudes of the playing field. This would swiftly and decisively alleviate incalculable suffering, significantly reduce social strife and tension and delight the business community who would be the elated recipients of the increased buying power. Since all this could be simply accomplished without a direct redistribution of the wealth, no one worthy of the name ‘Human’ should object.